What's with all the apples?

What’s with all the apples? (in Jerry Seinfeld's voice) Why are singers always eating apples? I was told once that it had something to do with staying hydrated but without drinking water because drinking water would make you need to pee on stage. How the fuck can you be hydrated without water in your body? You see how this all makes no Goddamn sense??

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